Fun Math Jokes

23rd March 2009 math Jokes

I failed every subject except for algebra. How did you keep from failing that ? I didn't take algebra !

Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math !

Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please ? Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy !

Teacher: Did you parents help you with these homework problems ? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself !

Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten !

Teacher: What's 2 and 2 Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good Pupil: Good ?, that's perfect !

Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4 ? Pupil: That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one !

Teacher: How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ? Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4 ? Class: At once !

If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left ? None, they were all copycats ! Lough As Loud As You Can.This is Just For You.(-_~) Prepared by Zawanah(Vice President)